The lack of art to articulating unpleasant sentences.

I hope you've braced yourself for a pointless tangent because today I suggested the idea of a swear/insult jar at work, only to realise how insanely poor I would be. Which in turn made me realise how much shit I actually talk...
Now, I'm not a potty mouth gutter whore or anything but God Ol' Mighty, when you get the linguistics flowing I just can't help myself but to throw a couple 'Filthy Sluts' at people (No, I don't pick up bitches off the streets and pelt them at people, don't be silly!) ...I call people a filthy slut's... A lot... But I can't help it, it just has a nice ring to it. You filthy slut! ... And I say it in a nice way 76% of the time, so it's not like I'm actually being horrible all the time... Actually 7/10 times someone will just laugh at the minimal commitment i put to the execution of such sever words. Or the fact that I get so caught up in the moment that it becomes ridiculous... For the person laughing.. Not for me.. I think it's important.
But, come to think of it, if we keep on the point of something/something- 9/10 times I do find myself making up my own compilations of words to create insults.
...I'm trying to work out if there is some kind of system or formula to my insults but there really isn't. Basically if I want to dish something out at someone I'll pick an unattractive work like "feral" and top it with a "bitch-whore".. Which is two words but whatever. Okay, another example: "dick" and "lips" DICKLIPS! - which can be used in sentences such as "listen up dicklips, you have an ugly cat, go get a new one!".. See, simple.
Actually, now I think of it, when I get really angry I basically just team up a lot of nasty words together. Such as "Goddam tramp ass bitch whore slut"... And for real impact just drop a couple F*Bombs... They're the real kickers. - An F*Bomb is like punching a child in the face on Christmas day after they get the gift they've been wishing for all year- It's just not right, but you'd still YouTube it given the chance.
I don't know, they just add impact. But don't drop them all the time because they lose their desired effect. And I'm pretty certain that punching kids in the face is a felony so remember that too.

So basically, point of my story is, if I put my plan of insult/swear jar into motion, (which i probably wont do, but for argument sake lets say i might) Im pretty sure I'm going to be rich by next month... that or force myself to declare bankruptcy... Whatever. All I know is that, when I'm rich, I'm going to demand to have all the Hunger Game books made into movies right now and delivered to me the next day, free postage and handling.