Tuesday, 15 May 2012

It's like trivia night tonight!

Here's a fun fact for everyone, on Saturday some bitch reversed into my car while I was siting in it. Then had the audacity to drive off!! So here I was trying to be an outstanding daughter by going to get my mum a mothers day gift (the day before mothers day) and some slut thinks its okay to pull a not-so-swiftly hit as run on me.
Had she of stopped and given me her details it would have been hunky dory, but no. Now bitch gon' get served! OH! And she doesn't have insurance. GOOD TIMES GUYS! GOOD TIMES!
Naturally I will now go out of my way to find the most expensive quotes possible so that should be fun.
You know what else is fun? I can do last gaga bows in my hair!!
But yeah, so not only did I get reversed into, but when I got home I realised I hadn't even got anything for my mum!!!
Basically, I wasted a whole day!!!
....Then I went out till 5am and slept apart all of mothers day away... So I'm pretty sure I've got the position of daughter of the year 2012 in the bag!
Adding to that actually, I did go on Sunday to get her something, brought it home, false, didn't like it.
Awkwaaarrrddd. I've totally got this.
Fact of the matter is that from now on, no one is getting my presents!!!


Ps, here's my gaga bows!!! Cool huh!?
-more proof that I may be Re-born Jesus.


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