The first post is always the most awkward. I don't know why but there is so much pressure to make some kind of hook that lours people back into reading. But I really don't care so lets get straight down to business.
Number one, since leaving high school back in le '09- I've lost my ability to spell. That's right, I am the big TWO-OH!.. Exciting isn't it ;) .. Number two, a lot of the time I don't proof read the shit I write. Number three, this is a place of no judgement- so don't judge. Or ill find you and burn your frying pan with melted cheese! (That happened tonight and let me tell you- it is one mother of a bitch to get off!)
So this isn't my first blog but I'm getting old and therefore its about time I start a fresh.. I thought about writing a book but I get bored of things pretty fast so I figure that would probably be a waste of time.... A fun waste of time... Maybe ill do it anyway. No. Oh, and my family all think that I should make some kind of ridiculous youtube channel where I ramble all the crazy things that go on in my head- But I'm not ready for that kind of potential backlash. And as concluded tonight- I'm only funny sometimes; I mostly just watch TV.
So basically, in hindsight I've started a new blog because my other one was about 900 years old and all soppy about feelings and problems (a general whinge) - All things that are actually VERY boring and as it turns out- aren't that significant. This way I get to show my true colours shining through, my true colours and that's why I love you... Yeah I did! ... I regret nothing.
Now that that's out of the way you should be pretty much aware of the fact that if you follow me or casually stop by you are going to get some straight up real life mind boggling, brain boiling, bubble popping, candy party.. crazy.. muffin? bear?... words? that come from deep in my brain!
Shit just got real.
You're Welcome.
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