Good evening my little cherubs.
I'm just going to start by saying that my boobs look goddam amazing today! Seriously, they look like big ol' porn star bazoongas! Its beautiful.
.....I kid you not, my bunny, Spunky just poo'd about sixty little poo's all over my lounge. Dead set, for a little tiny bunny he is a shitting machine. If pooping was a profession, he would be the best in the business. If it were a religion, he would be the Dalai Lama of poop. And for those of you who have not experienced a rabbit peeing on you- just know that the amount is torrential! Yesterday Spunky pee'd on me and it went right through my clothes through to my underwear.. And let me tell you; there's nothing more dissatisfying then having to change not only your outfit, but also your underwear because someone else has pee'd them for you...
Basically, if you want to buy one of these majestic little puffs of fun, just remember that if its going in its mouth, its going to come out its ass in the form of about a billion pellets, that yes, occasionally your bunny will eat... And yes, it is hilarious and cute all at the same time.
To assist this issue, tonight I took to the kitchen to make Spunky a feast of carrots, cucumber, beans, tomato, corn and strawberries.. Obviously because I'm Nigella's twin.. But I bet ill regret that later when im picking up poop till the wee *no pun intended* hours of the morning!
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