Sunday, 22 April 2012

Technology can go eat some off Mexican!

I swear to god! I have not been able to get technology working for me tonight. First, actually not 'first' because I havnt resolved the issue, so it doesnt get the privilege of being introduced as 'first' on my list- All I want is for a goddam picture of glitter to be my background! I know how to do it, yes. But do you think that a son of a bitch photo will upload, no! THEN, some stupid mafaq utorrent search bar thing wouldnt get the hell off my screen. So i couldn't see what i was posting because it was taking up half my screen. So i deleted the hardware but do you think that the hardware was gone. NO! IT WASNT GONE DAMMIT! ... I then was like, whatever ill go work in my room. Knowing that my laptop has shit its ever so technical underpants, i got hold of my mums and decided it would do- even though the keyboard is some kind of foreign, small button crazy thing. Id make it work. Nope, that wasn't going to happen because the internet wouldnt connect. So it was a long shot but i plugged in my laptop.. And halelujah it is working! ... Okay so occasionally my mouse has a panic attach and flys around the screen. And sometimes when im writing a sentance half of the words appear three lines up or something. I dont even curr! Dis shit cray!

So heres a photo of some hot-dogs ;) to lighten the mood... And yes, I need to dress my feral little muppets (formally known as Boz and Milly) in these bad boys!

Which brings me to bigger things. Why are people still unplugging stuff from power points when they are still switched on at the wall... DO YOU WANT TO DIE!

That actually wasn't where i intended to take the "bigger things" discussion so ill just stop there.
Okay so as stated- I am 20. Which means, you would think that id be pretty much finished growing.. Right? Right? Wrong! .. One of the main things i struggle with in my life right now, is the concept of why the hell i am in the process of teething!! What is life!! I was sitting at work the other day, pondering anything but work when all of a sudden i noticed some shark like fin tooth thing poking up through my gums. I googled it... No i didn't really- My wisdom frigging teeth seem to be making an appearance. And im pretty sure my other little toothy pegs are not welcoming them into the neighborhood! Naturally, I am absolutely petrified of the dentist. So i seem to be in a small predicament. LG- Lifes good... Naaahttttt! What the feck.

..........An hour and a half later; I've changed my wallpaper.
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