Look at me, every year I get half as pretty and twice as drunk.

Look, the thing about being a single white girl in a big city is that every now and then I forget what I have. Yes, I forgot that I blog. Yes, I have been blogging for four years. Though in my defence, I have recently been delving into the world of vlogs. For those of you who don't know what this is, you are an idiot... Just kidding, it's video blogging. But i am yet to post anything because I'm a giant ass pansy whore. Not really. Basically. Yah.
On other pressing matters, it is a new year!!!!! Go crazy, lose your shit, take your pants off, ITS TUESDAY THE FIRST OF JANUARY!!!!
Oh my god, control yourselves.
So I actually have been busy. Christmas really took it out of me. There were just way way WAY too many family members all together in one tight little... Slot? So, I needed time to re-coop. Which I am actually yet to do because I've spent 89% of my time off work drunk!!! Thus resulting in the forgetting of said blog. - My life is challenging.
I don't really know what i have been doing since my last post because that was more than two weeks ago. And lets be honest, i don't remember much after yesterday so I'm not going to push myself.
So, that being said, to re-cap on my week and a half off work, so far, to date:
-My drunk kitchen came into play when I decided to get white girl wasted at a family gathering. The brownies didn't turn out. To say the least.
-I've spent a few days at the coast. Drunk.
- I reversed into, I kid you not, a boulder!!! A huge mother of a rock just left to some persons driveway that i was turing around in. No damage was done. I think it hit my tire. I don't know. Who has a boulder in their front yard anyways!!! It was a very confusing chain of events.
-I made a roady to go to the beach for a midnight stroll. Drunk. It tasted like the inside of a rubber glove.
-I've read some really good books. Nerd alert- The Perks Of Being A Wallflower, great book. Hopeless, another great book. The Fault In Our Stars, probably one of the best books I've ever read.
-I wrote a blog about those radio hosts that were getting the blame for a lady killing herself. Didn't post it. Couldn't be bothered to sign into blogger... Because that's the kinda girl I am! A time wasting one.
-I keep forgetting to pay a stupid bill that collects so much interest I'm going to have to whore myself to pay off.
-I passed out on a kitchen floor.... On more than one occasion.
-Ive taken Instagram, a lot. @kaylahb ... Do it.
-Oh, I dyed my blonde regrowth brown and it went bright orange.. That was fun. But I fixed it... About twenty minutes ago... Yes, I had to wear a party at at my New Years festivities to hide my fluro GT stripe. I'm quiet to regret a thing.
That's about it now that I think about it. Yep, I am living the dream.
I'm done. Nuff said. Adios. Here's a lol somethin' somethin' I've thrown together to show you the awesome time I've been having!! You're welcome.
Oh wait, before you go... Would you like some tea before you leave?