Life gave me some lemons so I made some lemonade... At 1.30am... Because I was still awake...

Here's a little somethin' somethin' for you to ponder upon; I can't sleep of late, and im not 100% why this is... I've got a bit on my mind at the moment, sure, but thats not all it! Look, I'm going to play the good ol blame game here and throw a lot of it on to the weather!!! 

Now, I haven't been blogging as much of late because I've been in one of those moods where you just want to whinge about everything whenever you sit down to your computer... But that's not me... Only sometimes- Times like when life decides to have a few seagulls shit on your head while your yawning in the middle of an earthquake, so all the shit drips down into your mouth... Which is basically what's been going on... Silver lining- things are picking up. Slowly. Opposite of silver lining- IM STILL NOT SLEEPING! 

Yep, so the weather! 

Dont get me wrong here, I'm a big fan of summer... When i have full access to air conditioned rooms and ice cubes... But I swear to god, its getting hotter and hotter by the day and I just can't deal. And it's not even at its peak yet. So I take that back, I'm a fan of winter, and summer can go eat a mammoth sos-eige. 

The worst part is that because its still just getting into the warm seasons, at night time when you go to bed you still can sleep with the blankets on as long as you have a fan on (no need for air on at nights just yet)... Which is a great plan as long as you are happy to be freezing your ass off at like 5am!!! This is where the problem lays. 

Naturally, you get up and turn the fan off.. BEEERRRMMMPPP!!!! There's your first mistake, because now its 5.05am and you're sweating your guts out... So you get up and turn your fan back on... Then all is well for maybe an hour while you sleep under the covers but wit the fan pumping... Then what do you know, you're awake in a pool of sweat, so you kick off the blankets... But because you're all wet from sweating and the wind from the fan is blowing on you, now you're cold again.. DAFUQ ARE YOU MEANT TO DO!! Because at this point you're wide awake and hating on everyone! 

So not only have I not been able to get to sleep till some insane hour of the morning, now I'm awake at frigging 6.30am feeling sticky and confused and a little bit hungry, AND a whole lot tired! 

Whatever life. Whatever! 

On other matters, jake off Two And A Half Men has gotten redick good looking. Yep, do you know how I know that... BECAUSE I CAN'T SLEEP AND HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MYSELF THEN WATCH TV.

Seriously.