It's not me, its you.

Well considering that yesterday’s post was such a huge raging success and my blog managed to pull more views in that one day than last month entirely, I decided to post another little somethin’ somethin’… Yep, you’re welcome!

Sticking to the subject of raging success in the blogosphere; I think it’s funny how people react to my posts. More so, how people always think that things are about them or feel the need to voice who they think they are about, even when they’re usually wrong… I have DEFINITELY written about this before, but apparently not all of my sweet cherubs are up to date!! I love how whenever I post something, whether it’s on ‘Facebook’ or ‘Instagram’ or ‘dotheyservechampagne’, I get this huge influx of messages or comments made about whom I'm writing about. I LOVE IT!! Straight away people seem to think that I'm pointing fingers! People care so much about things that could provoke drama… It’s not going to happen though. There is a reason that I don’t post names or point fingers directly at people. It's not just to keep you on your toes!

Listen up my precious slow flakes of white chocolate goodness! I blog to give and gain perspective… I write to clear my head and let people know what my opinions are… I've never said that are right or 100% accurate, but hey, if you wanna believe that and help me form an army of mini me’s to take over the world, I'm not going to shoo you away... Because lets be honest, mass amounts of mini me's would result in many a series of unfortunate events- Which would perhaps be really bad, but perhaps also be very entertaining. No one can know for sure, but I'm willing to give it a shot!!!! HA! Could you imagine that!! A whole heap of you just running wild. Brilliant!!! I'd just make..... Actually, never mind...

ANYWAYS! Forever getting off track... Long story short is that if you don’t want to know what goes on in my labyrinth of a mind or don’t give a flying hoot about what I have to say, then why are you still reading???  Gotcha.

But seriously, it’s funny how certain "sugar plumb's" lash out or become really curious all of a sudden about what’s going on in my life. C'mon now sweets! I'm a good lady! (I'm aware that 'good' is subjective but whatever, I regret nothing.) I try to blog on a topic of interest. Meaning; what I've written is usually not just my perspective. Believe it or not, I do some research. Go figure, I leave my uni assignments to the last minute and provide little to no research to back myself up, but when I write a post for my blog I sus out some backing opinions… My Priorities are obviously completing in check, I know!!
Obviously I don’t research so much with my Facebook or Insta (If you follow me on either you’ll understand.. I post absolute bullshit), but definitely with dotheyservechampagne!
'Research' is probably the wrong word, but ultimately I gather a few opinions on a matter and morph it with mine and go from there. Yes, they are all my words, but I like to know that I'm writing about something that is going to appeal to people, so to do so I need to know that it’s a common interest.  What I write about usually is a topic that has been discussed amongst my friends or colleagues on more than one occasion… Obviously the occurances have directly happened to me (or else I couldn't be so demanding when I tell boys and what not to pull their socks up), but I also paraphrase what my lords and ladies think and add my own little spin on things…

I've said it before and I’ll say it again;  In the nicest way possible, ya’ll need to stop being creepers and flattering yourselves!!!!! You probably could have been dick weeds to me or whatever but calm your farm!!! Never once have I blogged solely about one person- It’s always a team effort of said dick weeds that have fuelled thought which resulted in a post…
Like right now, a solid 5 people have questioned if yesterday’s rant was about them…
Bulk feedback on an event= Bulk perspective = Bulk thoughts = New Post. Dah.
#datlogic?  

Apart from the fact that I'm clearly big on whinging about all the asshole things that go on in life, you probably don’t want to be admitting or letting on that you think I've written about you!!! If you think you've done any of the things I've talking about then you should probably just say nothing. I've never used names, so you've dodged bullets- no need to go throwing yourselves under buses.

Gosh! See, defend, defend, and defend. That’s all you bastards want from me, huh!?  I hate you all.
Just kidding, I love you all… Well not all of you of course- I'm not that kinda girl.
Feedback is great but just remember that no matter how good your arm is, I won’t be chasing after the sticks and stones that you throw.

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!  

Ps. Thursday, June 7 2012 - I wrote about this exact same thing... SEE!! THIS IS A CONSTANT THING!!!! Stop pulling douchey moves and you wont think I'm writing about you!!!!

Pps.

Times up; Pens down.

I feel like I'm always starting off a new post with something along the lines of "So I've been really slack lately and haven't posted anything because of blah blah blah.." Which, don't get me wrong is the truth most of the time. Because lets be honest, I actually am really slack. But also its because I feel like a lot of the time I have the same things to talk about. I have a problem with committing to things. Which is devastating  I know. But worry not, because I'm back today, and that is the main thing.

The beauty of being slack when it comes to updating my blog is that when it does come around to a time where I can be bothered to sit down and write something, it usually means that I have something to say. Which is what is happening today... Even though my droning on about how I am a lazy human seems to be prolonging the process of getting to the point of why we have all gathered here today.So lets get into it.

I have probably spoken about this before, but I don't care. And if you are a male who is reading this, like always, I would insist on getting out your pen and paper and start taking some notes, because this shit is about to get damn real!!! 

Now I cant speak for anyone else but myself, however when it comes to meeting new people, I HATE IT!!! But besides that, I am courteous and polite and indulge in conversation where I feel fit. I also give as much respect to whoever I'm meeting as humanly possible until proven that they deserve otherwise. So I guess this post doesn't particularly apply to females as much as it does males. Because when it comes to girls, they are easy (sometimes in more ways then one) because if things get nasty, they just cut each other off, hold a grudge until they are on their death bed and spread nasty lies about one another behind each others back. So in short, you just have to grow a backbone and recognise that if its doesn't really effect your life, then why are you worrying about it?! That being said, that is the philosophy that I am now playing by for every situation that goes down in my life. So there is really not much point to this post after all because in the end i guess it doesn't really matter................ Look, sometimes I am just one giant contradiction okay. Learn to deal.
Moving along-

Basically something that I have struggled with for a long time, and more so in the past 12 months, is the whole concept of girls and boys just being friends or more so just knowing where you stand with someone of the opposite sex (or same sex, whatever you're into I guess).

Being a twenty-one year old girl of sound intelligence should be great, right? WRONG! And its not because I am young and probably not the most hideous person on the entire planet, or because I'm not as dumb as dog shit and can chew as much as I bite off. Nope, its because of a seven letter part of my anatomy that is located below my belt and starts with the letter 'V' and ends in "AGINA' which apparently gives the thumbs up for guys to act like complete cockheads.

I'm not entirely sure why, and I know that I'm generalising, but it seems that some guys tend to think that because I am a female, I don't actually mind being treated like a donkeys asshole. Which, let me tell you, is 100% fiction, because I actually don't enjoy that much at all. I also don't enjoy being the one to blame when friendships come to an end or just dwindle down to nothing because someone I considered to be 'just a friend' has developed feelings for me and I don't feel the same way.

You might want to sit down for this one, because I know it might seem shocking to you all; but sometimes when someone is being nice to you, maybe, JUST MAYBE that means that they are a nice person. And maybe, knowing this insane fact, that perhaps it can be now assumed that being a nice person doesn't necessarily mean that they want to jump your bones. I know right? Crazy!!!! But its the truth.

I'm trying to not be bias here because I know that I personally have a flirty personality and could talk underwater on basically any subject, so I guess sometimes that could be misleading. And I also recognise that I do give a lot of myself to my friendships when it comes to getting back to people and having lengthy conversations and a big ol' laugh with them. BUT unfortunately there are a lot of boys who cant distinguish and recognise that that is apart of my personality and is not subject to change any time soon. So lets face it, at times you are going to come across people in your life that don't want to jump on a go for a ride (literally and figuratively.. if you know what I'm saying). Sometimes people just want to be friends. Maybe its because they don't want to ruin an already sturdy friendship, maybe its because they have a whole world of other issues under their hat, or maybe, just maybe, its because they just want to be friends... Go figure!?

I don't like to play video games and eat pizza in my undies and 'not give a f**k', but I do enjoy the company of boys (Said every girl ever! Right?? ... But seriously, I actually mean it) because I feel like they tend to not care as much and can give a simpler opinion on matters... ...  I also think that boys are less intimidating as they are more forgiving and accepting. So don't get me wrong, I credit guys for a much as they are worth but I'm a little bit sick of having to defend myself for being up for a chat and a laugh, being mistaken for more than it is.

That being said, on the opposite scale of things when I do start seeing someone or start to have feelings for someone I like to get it out in the open straight off the bat. I like to know where I stand with someone before hearts get broken and brains get mangled. That in itself, I have come to learn is a difficult concept for guys to grasp onto. For example, I want to know if the person I take a fancy to just want to be an A) Casual 'you scratch my back, ill scratch yours' kinda thing, or B) If they actually see it going somewhere, maybe not right now but possibly down the track.
Turns out that guys seem to think that they should just answer with what they think I want to hear.  Obviously in their eyes option B???  NEWS FLASH!!! Guess what!? the answer I'm looking for is HONESTY!!! If I wasn't open for discussion or okay with either options I wouldn't have made a point of addressing the issue, would I!?? This, for all the boys out there who have been put in the position of a girl asking what they want from them, IS NOT A TRICK QUESTION!!! Don't be a piece of dick shit!! Answer it honestly... If she likes your company enough to even ask the question then you're probably still going to get laid regardless of your answer.. That and she's going to find out that you're still into your ex OR that you just aren't that into her OR that you want someone on the side when you cant pull anyone else OR that you want to bang someone on a continual basis while still enjoying the single lifestyle!!!!!!!!!!! WE WILL ALWAYS FIND OUT!!! All those meme's about girls having this uncanny ability to find stuff out... Its not a joke!! That shit is real!!! 

The whole point of laying it on the table is so that I and any other girl who has asked the question can make an informed decision of what I want to do with the "relationship."  Either answer is completely fine (usually), as long as its honest. Just sayin'. If we know all the facts then we can make a decision that's based on fact instead of fiction.

Anyway's, I feel like that's enough for today. I feel like I've given enough fuel for thought. I realise it was probably an overload. But I haven't posted in a while so i thought why not go balls to the wall style. 

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 

Ball's of steel!!

Yet again I've posted another post (?) and deleted it. I chickened out. I'M SORRY!  But I couldn't help it. It was too much of a dead giveaway. I was revealing too much. I'm a mess!!!  I love to blog but I haven’t been giving too much of myself to it. Mostly because I don’t want to be pointing too many fingers at people; you know, accusing them to being the reason behind all my crazy. Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries. Maybe I should post the last one though? It was a doozey… It was huge. I'm talking like, I don’t know, maybe five or so paragraphs… AND! I didn't even finish it… From memory it was to be continued (I think I went to lunch or something…  Don’t hold me to that. I’d have to check).
What a pansy though right? I don’t know why it matters, I'm sure very few people that I know read them… Oh well. This is my life. A giant contradiction; I'm all like “blah blah blah I don’t care, I do what I want”… Nek Minit… “QUUUIIIIIICCCCCKKKKK RE-NEG RE-NEG UN-DO!!! DELETEEEE!!!!”   
Its total mayhem.

Actually I will post it… I might even continue it in the post after… Or maybe not… I don’t know… Depends how I feel. It’s hard being me you know. Never know what I’m going to do next.
It’s a constant struggle.

Okay that’s it for today. Very in-depth and exciting post I know. Try to keep your pants on. It will be alright one day.

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE