Okay so lets real talk for a second…. If you are a girl, you are probably well aware of the fact that “information” kind of just falls in front of your nose whether you are looking for it or not. You are also probably aware that when you try to tell your significant other that their bad behavior will not go unnoticed forever, it kind of falls on deaf ears.
Well let me start today by saying that it will honestly NEVER cease to amaze me how goddam stupid boys are! Seriously. They are so dumb. It seems to be that they don't know when they have a good thing going… I'm not sure if this is some kind of genetic thing or what! But they seriously don't get it, do they????
I would like to declare this post as:
BOYS ARE FUCKING DUMB!
A memoir by yours truly.
I suppose this is the point where I release the disclaimer that I have a bit of a potty mouth today…. I am not sorry…
Now, I am going to do my best to keep this not at all personal, because God knows that if I name drop, shit will go down… I have been through this, my friends have been through this and my friend’s friend’s have been through this.
It's a disease. Surely! It has to be a disease! There is no other excuse as to why they can be such sons of bitches.
I realize I am probably being sexist. But I don't care. I feel this issue deep deep down in my pantaloons. In fact, I feel so passionately about it that I may not actually be able to properly express all of my feels. And besides, I am a girl, so I can really only explain this from a girls perspective… So like it or lump it, hoekay!
Look, I have BIG loyalty and trust issues (incase you haven’t ever picked up on that little faux pa). So big that Magnum P.I wouldn't dare cross me because, girl can find. Shit. AUWT!
I watch heaps of movies where the guys are so loyal and sweet to their partners and I eat that shit up! These men in these movies are next level. And I completely recognize that ther are fictional and that not everyone is going to be that perfect. But let me tell you something - they wouldn't ever dream of messaging another woman saying how they have been on their mind lately or to tell them how beautiful they are. ESPECIALLY while their girlfriends desperately try to please them in every which way (most of the time).
If you are a boy and you are reading this, read this with me. Do it out loud!
GIRLS. KNOW. EVERYTHING!
And if they don't already know now: GIRLS. WILL. FIND. OUT. EVERYTHING!
There is nothing that will get past us. NOTHING!
You might think that we don't know something, and truth be told, we might not… But we will.
We know because we stalk for hours on ends. There is not a time of the day where we are not stalking. And if we are not stalking, then our friends are stalking. Constantly watching and waiting. You know why!? Because we don't mind stalking. It’s kind of interesting for us. And if you think you can turn this back on us by saying “You shouldn't need to stalk”… Well, yeah. You are right. We shouldn't. So maybe you should ask yourself why we feel like we need to…. Mmmmm yeah… Didn't think of that did you Mr Smarty Pants.
If you think that you private messaging someone is going to go unnoticed, you are SO wrong. We live in the age of technology. Do not think that I can’t get into everything you own. Pls. Just don't.
Chances are that we KNOW that we will find something. And guess what? We might not even tell you that we know. But we know. And you need to know that.
Don’t be mistaken, because we don't always seek out to find something bad or incriminating. Girls put their faith in their partners and we HOPE that you are going to do the right thing. We are just naturally curious and like to know everything there is to know about out toys. Don't feel special, I could tell you exactly how many freckles my cabbage patch kid had on its face, way back in ’95. Why? Because we like to know our stuff. Specifically, about things that belong to us.
It doesn't matter how we find this shit out. Sometimes it's many many hours of research, sometimes it body language, sometimes its rumors and sometimes it’s your reactions to us bringing things up with you. At the end of the day, how we know is completely irrelevant. If there is a will, there is a way. And sometimes things fall straight into our laps…. Those are the best…
If we are all being honest here, I am SO over it. Why are you all so stupid! How old are you? What would your mother thing? Better yet, what would you GRANDMOTHER think!? It is SUCH a disappointment to know that your spouse is betraying you. It's the kind of pit in your stomach feeling that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemies. Not nice.
For me, I am a fairly open book. ESPECIALLY with my partner… I like to tell my partner everything that has happened in my past, present and future. Some of the things he doesn't “need” to know or may not even want to know… I tell him because I don't want him to ever read anything, or hear anything or feel like I am keeping things from him. And I most importantly don't want him to ever feel like an idiot or betrayed by me. I am not about that. I pride myself on honesty and respect. So for me, I just don't understand how the person that I'd meant to care about youcan be so completely disrespectful!!??
Why lie? Why keep things from your partners? I don't understand?? If you aren’t happy, then why stay? If you want to message other girls, then leave your partner? If you want to respond to Snapchats of other girls in an inappropriate fashion, the just go! If you want to keep secrets about your past, why be with someone who is there to love every part of you (even the shady things). If you can't be honest then what’s the point? It might suck hearing some things or stories, but why lie or keep things from one another? Trust me when I tell you that the lie is often the worst part!!!!!!
When a girl comes home and asks their partner about their day every single day, and when they cook dinner and for the most part do everything they can to give their partner the respect that they think they deserve, only to find out that they were over come with some horniness during the day and messaged someone else with some bullshit about how they were on their mind or that they miss them or they should catch up for coffee WINKY FACE… Or what-the-fuck-ever… You know what, that feels like absolute fucking shit.
And do you know that the real kicker here is that, if you do lie, or skip out on details, we will find out, and we won’t forget. We might move past them; we might keep the things we know to ourselves. Hell! We will might even forgive you. But we don't forget. And that WILL bite you in the ass one way or another.
Stupid boys.
Stop lying!
I’m angry.
Seriously!
If you are a girl, or a boy for that matter, if you are in a relationship and your partner feels the need to lie and cheat (physically or emotionally) then you need to teach yourself to do better by yourself. And while I am not the most prime example for this because I have fallen trap to these situations one too many times, I am slowly learning my worth and I hope that if I fall into one of these situations again, like so many of those around me do, I hope that I will get my shit together and walk away with my head held high.
Girls know shit.
I know I sure as hell don’t deserve to be taken for a ride by some guy who thinks he can have the best of both worlds.
I ain't fuckin wit chu.
Idiots.
Ciao Ciao Meow
xx
